- Anti Joke

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Three examples of how santa is gay 1) he says HO HO HO 2) he sneaks into your house at night from going down the chimney 3) he knows when u r sleeping and he knows when u r awake BONUS............. Better not pout, you better not cry, better watch out im telling u why.........SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.