- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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