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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Knock knock, COME IN!

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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