- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

woman's rights

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

I have a really funny joke.

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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