Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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Okay so there was a turtle, a pig, and a donkey. They were out fishing when suddenly they spot a man in boat. The man said he hasn't eaten in 5 days and he is very hungry. He looked at the turtle and said "no, too much shell." The turtle was happy and left. He looked at the pig and said "no, too much fat." The pig ran away and was very happy. He looked at the donkey and said "I think I'll have donkey today." The donkey ran away because he was scared. The man died from hunger.

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what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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What is white and black and red all over.

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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