Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

Chuck Norris.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

Knock knock. Get out!!

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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