What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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