whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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