A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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A boy grows up loving tractors. For birthday and Christmas each year he got a tractor toy of some kind, until the age of 17, when he finally gave up tractors and got himself a CD player. One day, listening to all the latest tunes with some headphones, he looks outside to see his neighbour's house on fire. He goes outside to find firemen trying to put out the blaze. He jumps into the blazing house and inhales as much as he can, which astonishingly puts out the blaze. A fireman confusing asked "How did you do that?" The boy replies, " I'm an ex-tractor fan."

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What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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