Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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