- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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