On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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