- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Small Penis.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Dead girls can't say no.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Phew... it's gone.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

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