Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

homosexual rights to marriage

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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