- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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