Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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