- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

i have yougurt mit traktor

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

can you pass the soap?

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Justin Bieber

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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