My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

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How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

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Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

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**** *** *** ****** *** ** *** ***? ***** I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was **** hilarious.

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Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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What stops a train? A missile

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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