I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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69

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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Good job, son.

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Anti Joke

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