What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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