- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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