What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

an american walks out of a strip club.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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