- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

school homewrok

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??