- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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