- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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