- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Q- Why? A- Why not?

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.