- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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