What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

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How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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A bar walks into a man and the man walks into a watermelon then the watermelon walks into a black guy then the black guy walks into a piece of fried chicken then the piece of fried chicken walks into a hotdog then the hotdog walks into a wall then the wall walks into a horse then the horse walks into a jar of mayonaise then the jar of mayonaise walks into a can then the can walks into the bar

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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