Little Jack Horner sat in a corner eating a Christmas pie. He died the next morning because it was Easter and the pie had remained unrefrigerated since the holidays. His parents were brought up on charges of neglegent homocide. Plus, they had a meth lab in the guest bathroom and ran a prostituion ring off of Craig's list. Jack's sister is now in the care of loving foster parents,who plan on adopting her and she misses her brother. Easter is a sad reminder of her former life, even though she is now a devout Christian and acknowledges the day as that of our Lord's ressurection. She plans on going to college to study nursing, someday.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

angelo snyder is not ga

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

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