- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

Tilt your screen back .

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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