Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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