Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Nobody cares maddie!

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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