- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

eoin burgin is fat

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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