What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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