What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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A guy at a baseball game....

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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