this website is a bad joke

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

your mama so old, shes dead.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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