What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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