- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

Boner

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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