What rhymes with milk...milf

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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