- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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