- Anti Joke

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Yo Momma So Fat!

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.