What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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How old are you? 7

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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