- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

pobody's nerfect

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

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