What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

You sick fiend

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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