- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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