- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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