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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

What do you call an blank test? an F

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

I agree to the terms and conditions

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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