A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

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What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

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Why did Kristi drop her chap-stick? Kristi was of the many children held in hostage of the Jewish heritage during the times of Hitler's wrath. At the Concentration camps they were not given the opportunity to maintain a healthy, average diet thus decreasing her body strength. No longer could Kristi hold her chap-stick - alas her frail little fingers slowly released the cylinder shaped tube and hopelessly watched it hit the ground. As it hit the ground, a cloud of dust swept over Kristi's body. At the same time Kristi was taking a big whiff of fresh air (just kidding, the air at concentration camps were not fresh - it reeked of acid) she accidentally inhaled the dirt which fled through her body and made her faint. She woke up and it was a dream, lol.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

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Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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