Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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