- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

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What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

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